Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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