So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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