But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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