just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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