Non-Jews are for practice
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
In other news, I just burned my penis
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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