Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
