Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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