Sry I called you an 8
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
