i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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