I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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