you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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