he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Come on in and take your pants off
Randomize
