Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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