i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
