Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Randomize
