i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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