Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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