So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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