Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
You can't motorboat a personality
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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