he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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