At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Randomize