Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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