after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
sick fucks of a feather flock together
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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