batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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