all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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