she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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