how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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