hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
