I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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