Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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