I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
My underwear smells like fireworks.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
