we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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