just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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