absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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