I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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