that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
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Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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