Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
