you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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