We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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