he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Randomize
