her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'm just crazy horny about you
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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