She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I have tasted many bathrooms
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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