It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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