i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
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