is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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