If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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