4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize
