it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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