"it" just moved
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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