yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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