okay pat passed out under dana's car
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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