never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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