Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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