there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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