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I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
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